April 11, 2024
Thursday
9am
I called my lawyer. He’s on vacation. Figures.
10am
I called Motorcycle–no answer. He got the stents out of his nose yesterday. I hope he’s okay.
11:30am
The news around here is that somebody named Ashley tried to kill herself by hanging.
1pm
The rumor on the street (inmate.com) says that the woman who attempted suicide is in a coma, will be a vegetable if she survives, and has a Latinx last name. Who knows if any of that is true, but that’s the word.
4:30pm
The above appears to be true. That’s the story going around.
Super sad.
Also, OJ Simpson died.
Yesterday, I almost dumped Ms. Grumpy Crabass right out of her wheelchair by accident. “Jesus Christ! I’m sorry!” I yelled. She snapped, “I should be prepared! You do this every day!”
In my defense, I do NOT do that every day. I don’t even work every day.
6pm
The woman who attempted suicide has died. The rumor is that she was on life support and her family pulled the plug. She had asked for help and cut herself earlier in the week. Burgundy says she should have been put in POC (Psychiatric Observation Cell), but instead, she was put in a room by herself, where she hung herself.
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