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Welp, I’m still here at Muncy, where an eye doctor asked me if I wanted bifocals, so I’m officially old.
Apparently, Daisy is old too, because she got glasses, her PennDot picture, and a mammogram done, all in the same week.
I thought it would be funny if they took her Driver’s License photo WHILE she was getting her boobs smashed between two metal plates, but she did NOT think that was funny.
Anyway, in food news, there is apparently a purple yam called an Ube that you can make purple cake out of (??), and you can now get Cinnamon Toast Crunch iced coffee. Also, Hellman’s has a new mascot–and Pete Davidson even has an “I [heart] Mayo Cat” T-Shirt that he’s been seen sporting.
In more animal news, Claudia Schiffer’s cat graced the red carpet in a yellow backpack–weird–and rats are now driving tiny cars on Instagram.
Yeah, that’s right.
In celebrity news, Kelly Clarkson is skinny again and Tracy Morgan “outate Ozempic” and gained 40 pounds.
Yikes.
Teri Hatcher got kicked out of the dating app Hinge because, “They thought I was pretending to be Teri Hatcher,” and Larry David attacked Elmo on the Today Show. He later apologized, and unlike Chris Rock, Elmo accepted.
At the Grammy’s this year, Miley Cyrus wore a dress made out of 14,000 safety pins–can you imagine THAT wardrobe malfunction?
No, thank you.
Next–a dress made entirely out of thumbtacks.
Yowch.
In Around the Block News, Burgundy is performing minor surgery on her socks, and Daisy and I are busy getting fitted for walkers.
Does anybody have any arthritis cream around here?!
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